moritzsstiefel:

my mom just came into my room and noticed my desktop background and said

“oh that’s so cute i think i recognize it from somewhere did you draw that when you were younger?”

mom

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FOLLOWERS PLS

I am going away on a school trip for 3 days, and there is no wifi where I am going D:
I won’t be able to post for three days. I love you, and I’ll be back!

  • English: I love you
  • Spanish: Te amo
  • Italian: Ti amo
  • Russian: Я люблю тебя
  • German: Ich liebe dich
  • French: Je t'aime
  • Tumblr: Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but ADFGASFS YOU PERFECT INDIVIDUAL I HATE YOU, WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO BE SO PERFECT?! SDGSAGF ASDGSDG maybe?

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Omg why did I make this I can’t stop laughing.

Omg why did I make this I can’t stop laughing.

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clungetastic:

my drug dealer cracks me up

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vgly:

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

omg

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